Me and my girl and boy, raising awareness and acceptance of autism

Cracker jokes

We had a slight fail this Christmas in that I couldn’t find any decent children’s crackers.

We salvaged any repercussions of this by reading the #crackerjokes hashtag on Twitter and there were some good ones on there, preserved below for the giggles they gave!


Here’s some funnies:

Why did the rocket loose his job?
He was fired.

What do you do with a sick bee?
Take him to the wasp-ital.

What is an Ig?
An Eskimo’s house without a loo.

What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

What do you call someone they hides in a bakery?
A mince spy.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a duck?
A Christmas quacker.

Where does Father Christmas go to recover after Christmas?
An elf farm.

What do you give a dog for Christmas?
A mobile bone.

What do witches use to wrap these presents?

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew-chew train.

And my favourite (drumroll please…)
What do you call an old snowman?

Any other good ones? Please share via a comment below if you have.

Thanks for reading Jx 😘


Comments on: "Cracker jokes" (4)

  1. Do you think cracker jokes are written with the intention and purpose of making you groan 😀

  2. […] Slight fail in that I couldn’t find any decent crackers but twitter saved the day with it’s #crackerjokes hashtag, see my round-up of the best here. […]

  3. Fredrick Sterkenburg said:

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